Top reasons why it's great to be Canadian
It beats being an American. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground. You can play hockey 12 months a year, outdoors. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground Where else can you travel 1000 miles over fresh water in a canoe? A political leader can admit to smoking pot and his/her popularity ratings will rise. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground. Kill Grizzly bears with huge shotguns and cover your house in their skins Own-an-eskimo scheme. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground
Why does a Jewish American Princess..
Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex? She can't stand i..
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A forester and lawyer..
A forester and a lawyer were in car accident and showed up at the pearly gates togeth..
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Why are women like snow flakes?..
Why are women like snow flakes?? They are all beautiful. They are al..
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Why Dogs Don't Use Computers..
Can't stick their heads out of Windows '95. Fetch command not available on all platfo..
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Question: What is 1 + 2?..
Question: What is 1 + 2 ?Politician: Well, if you look at the seasonally adjusted fig..
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