Your horn sticks on the freeway behind 32 Hell's Angels motorcyclists. You've been at work 3 hours before you notice that your fly is open or your blouse unbuttoned. Your twin sister forgets your birthday. Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles. You call the suicide prevention hotline and they put you on hold. You have to sit down to brush your teeth in the morning. Everyone avoids you the morning after the company office party. Your income tax refund check bounces. The bird singing outside your window is a vulture. You wake up and your braces are stuck together. Your blind date turns out to be your ex-wife/husband. You put both contacts into the same eye. Your mother approves of the person you're dating. Your doctor tells you that you're allergic to chocolate. You have to borrow from your Visa card to pay your Mastercard. Nothing you own is actually paid for. Everyone loves your driver's licence picture, but you think it looks awful. The health inspector condems your office coffee maker. You invite the peeping Tom in... and he says no. The Gypsy fortune teller offers to refund your money when she sees your future. People think that you're 40 and you're only 25. When the doctor tells you are in fine health for someone twice your age. You call your spouse and tell them that you'd like to eat out tonight and when you get home, your find a sandwich on the front porch. You start to put on the clothes that you wore home from the party last night...... and there aren't any. It costs more to fill up your car than it did to buy it.
More jokes
What men say & what it..
"I'm going fishing." Really means..."I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid and..
Full joke here
"I'm going fishing." Really means..."I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid and..
Full joke here
Things to do visiting your Therapis..
Some ways to make sure you get an interesting prescription:1. Ask to borrow a comb, c..
Full joke here
Some ways to make sure you get an interesting prescription:1. Ask to borrow a comb, c..
Full joke here
THE STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS....T..
THE STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS....THAT PRESIDENT CLINTON SHOULD HAVE GIVEN "Members o..
Full joke here
THE STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS....THAT PRESIDENT CLINTON SHOULD HAVE GIVEN "Members o..
Full joke here
Three altar boys are standing in th..
Three altar boys are standing in the snow with their pants down around their ankles. ..
Full joke here
Three altar boys are standing in the snow with their pants down around their ankles. ..
Full joke here
Practical joke on his ex-girlfriend..
The soldier serving in Hong Kong was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote breaking o..
Full joke here
The soldier serving in Hong Kong was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote breaking o..
Full joke here