it is 10:00 at the police station and there is only 2 officers working that day...Billy-Bob and Billi-Jo. billy-bob: hey billi-jo...can i stick my finger in your belly-button?billi-jo: sure billy-bob! :>...now its 11:00 at the police station...billy-bob: hey billi-jo...can i stick my finger in your belly-button?billi-jo: sure billy-bob! :>...now its midnight... and the power goes out...!!billy-bob: hey billi-jo...can i stick my finger in your belly-button?billi-jo: sure billy-bob! :>wait?! billy-bob thats not my belly-button.billy-bob: i know...:> and thats not my finger!! :>
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