New inventions by blondes.
The water-proof towelGlow in the dark sunglassesSolar powered flashlightsSubmarine screen doorsA book on how to readInflatable dart boardsA dictionary indexPowdered waterPedal powered wheel chairsWater proof tea bagsWatermelon seed sorterZero proof alchoholReusable ice cubesSee through tiolet tissueSkinless bananasDo it yourself roadmapHelicopter ejector seat
I have bad and very bad news..
Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as well give..
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Question and answer blonde jokes..
Q: How do blonde braincells die?A: Alone.Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?A: Give her..
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The young couple was engaged in a m..
The young couple was engaged in a most affectionate embrace when therecame the sound ..
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Tuns of Puns! Part IV..
What do you get when you have a cow and a duck? Milk and quackers.What does an envelo..
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Arkansas Mother Writes Her Son..
ARKANSAS MOTHER WRITES HER SONDearest Redneck Son, I'm writing this slow becau..
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