Read the 10 to-do instructions and then scroll for the answer - NO CHEATING!1. Back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder width apart.2. Form a loose grip.3. Keep your head down.4. Avoid a quick back swing.5. Stay out of the water.6. Try not to hit anyone.7. If you are taking too long, please let others go ahead of you.8. Don't stand directly in front of others.9. Quiet please... while others are preparing to go.10. Don't take extra strokes.................Very good. Now flush the urinal, go outside, and tee off!(From a sign posted at a local golf course restroom :)
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