Run Mr Taliban Song...
Sung to the tune of "Day-O" (The Banana Boat Song)Day-O...oh Day-O,Air force come and they flatten your homeRun Mr Taliban, we know where you're hiding,Air force come and they flatten your homeHey USA, USA, USA...Air force come and they flatten you home60ft, 70ft, 80ft craters,Air force come and they flatten your homeOld Uncle Sam's pissed, he ain't no quitter,Air force come and they flatten your homeWhen we finish you all be crying,Air force come and they flatten your home,Pilot is brother of New York firemanAir force come and they flatten your home
Operas that never made it..
Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The ..
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What did the German clockmaker say ..
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock that only went 'tick, tick,tick'?'Ve ..
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The angry preacher.....
The angry preacher...The preacher rose with a red face. "Someone in this congregation..
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Two men and one woman..
Long, but pretty good:On a group of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of nowhe..
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Married at a Nudist Colony..
Have you heard about the couple who got married in a nudist colony?They wanted everyo..
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