-How do you get down from an elephant?You don't. You get down from a duck.-Why did the elephant paint himself all different colors?So he could hide in the crayon box.-Why do elephants have wrinkles?Because they are so hard to iron.-Why did the elephant put skates on before he went to bed?Because he wanted to get rolling in the morning.-Why can't an elephant ride a tricycle?Because it doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.-Why do elephants wear sunglasses?So no one will recognize them.-Why are elephants such poor dancers?Because they have two left feet.-What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence?Time to get a new fence.-Why can't elephants go swimming at the beach?Because they can't keep their trunks up.
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