MR. SMITH got himself a new secretary.She was young, sweet and pretty.One day, while taking dictation, she noticed his fly was open.When leaving the room she said, "Oh, Mr. Smith, did you know your barracks door is open?"He did not understand her remark, but later he happened to look down and saw his zipper was open.He decided to have some fun with his new secretary. Calling her in he asked, "By the way Miss Jones, when you saw my barracks door open did you also see a soldier standing at attention?"The secretary who was quite witty said, "Why no Mr. Smith.All I saw was a little disabled veteran sitting on two duffle bags."
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