From David Letterman and the Late Show...Top Ten Signs Bill Clinton Doesn't Give A Damn10. Called Russia asking if they need a new spy9. When people whisper, "Your fly is open," he says, "Yeah, I know"8. Shoplifts at will, gives finger to security camera7. If you asked what he had for breakfast and he actually had waffles, he'll say "pancakes" just for the fun of lying6. He's no longer just fat -- he's now Hugh Rodham fat5. "Tubby" is selling a copy of the Declaration of Indepence on eBay4. Doesn't even bother to buy high-quality cigars anymore3. Recently introduced Playboy playmate as "my lovely wife"2. Refers to Chappaqua mansion as "the house that dirty pardon money built"1. Sits in the back of Al Gore's journalism class screaming, "Loser!"
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