Taoism: Shit happens.Buddhism: If shit happens, it's not really shit.Islam: If shit happens, it's the will of AllahProtestantism: Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.Judaism: Why does shit always happen to us?!Hinduism: This shit happened before.Catholicism: Shit happens because you're bad.Har Krisna: Shit happens, Rama Rama!T.V. Evangelism: Send more shit!!Atheism: No shit.Jehovah's Witness: Knock knock, shit happens.Hedonism: There's nothing like a good shit happenin'.Christian Science: Shit Happens in your mind.Agnosticism: Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't.Existentialism: What is shit anyway?Stoicism: This shit doesn't bother me.Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit!
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