Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log."My, what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf," says Little Red Riding Hood.The surprised wolf jumps up and runs away!Further down the road, Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again-this time he is crouched behind a tree stump."My what big ears you have Mr. Wolf, " says Little Red Riding Hood.Again the foiled wolf jumps up and runs away!About two miles down the track, Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again, this time crouched down behind a road sign."My, what big teeth you have Mr. Wolf," taunts Little Red Riding Hood.With that, the Big Bad Wolf jumps up and screams, "Will you get lost? I'm trying to take a shit!"
More jokes
Less-Known Computer Languages..
Less-Known Computer Languages Basic-Fortran-Cobol... Theseprogramming language..
Full joke here
Less-Known Computer Languages Basic-Fortran-Cobol... Theseprogramming language..
Full joke here
An old man and old woman got marrie..
An old man and old woman got married and went on their honeymoon. They were in bed ..
Full joke here
An old man and old woman got married and went on their honeymoon. They were in bed ..
Full joke here
A local United Way office realized ..
A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from the t..
Full joke here
A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from the t..
Full joke here
New Chemical Element Discovered..
New Chemical Element Discovered The heaviest element known to science was rece..
Full joke here
New Chemical Element Discovered The heaviest element known to science was rece..
Full joke here
A young teenager comes home from sc..
A young teenager comes home from school and asks her mother, "Is it true what Rita ju..
Full joke here
A young teenager comes home from school and asks her mother, "Is it true what Rita ju..
Full joke here