Not that my wife is the jealous type or anything, but one day at work...
Not that my wife's the jealous type or anything, but one day at work, I had taken this temp who was filling in for my secretary to lunch in gratitude for an outstanding job on a very difficult project. As luck would have it, there was my wife waiting in the office for my return. The temp, who was truly a ravishing beauty said, "Oh, Mrs. Moore, I'm so happy to meet you. I'm your husband's new secretary."Within a single heart beat my wife quietly intoned, "OH ? Really ? Were you ???"
The twelve days after Christmas..
The first day after ChristmasMy true love and I had a fightAnd so I chopped the pear ..
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On a cross-country bus trip.....
On a cross-country bus trip, Mrs. Davis became extremely queasy dueto motion sickness..
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Psychiatrist: What is wrong with yo..
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother?Sister: He thinks he's a chicken.Psychi..
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The Fowl-Mouthed Parrot!..
A woman was walking down the street past a pet shop, and when she looked in the windo..
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Writing letters to son..
The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the sto..
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