You'd never believe it, but I bumped into a famous stuntman in a motorcycle shop the other day.He was complaining because he couldn't decide whether to buy a bike with a high top speed but poor acceleration, or one with lots of torque and a fast acceleration but a poor top speed.Eventually he decided on the second one because it cost a lot less.After all... torque is cheap.
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