*** Real courtroom transcipts...courtesy of real idiots. ***( Oops! My brain just hit a bad sector. )Q. Doctor, did you say he was shot in the woods? A. No, I said he was shot in the LUMBAR region.Q. Are you married? A. No, I'm divorced. Q. And what did your husband do before you divorced him? A. A lot of things I didn't know about.Q. Did he pick the dog up by the ears? A. No. Q. What was he doing with the dog's ears? A. Picking them up in the air. Q. Where was the dog at this time? A. Attached to the ears.Q. And lastly, Gary, all your responses must be oral. O.K.? What school do you go to? A. Oral. Q. How old are you? A. Oral.Q: Do you drink when you're on duty?A: I don't drink when I'm on duty, unless I come on duty drunk.Q: What can you tell us about he truthfulness and veracity of this defendant?A: Oh, she will tell the truth. She said she'd kill that sonofabitch- and she did!Q: Are you sexually active?A: No, I just lie there.
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