Confucius says again...
1. Woman who goes to man's apartment for snack, gets titbit.2. Man who lay woman on ground, get peace on earth.3. Man who gets kicked in testicles, left holding the bag.4. Man who kisses girl's behind, gets crack in face.5. Passionate kiss like spider web-lead to undoing of fly.6. Man with holes in pocket, feels cocky all day.7. Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night.8. Virginity like balloon-one prick, all gone.9. Girls who rides bicycle, peddles ass all over town.10. He who farts in church, sits in own pew.11. Baseball all wrong-man with four balls can't walk.12. Man who live in glass house, dress in basement.13. Kotex not best thing on earth, but next to best thing.14. Man with penis in peanut butter is f***ing nuts.15. Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok.16. Man who drop watch in toilet, bound to have shitty time.17. Man who take lady on camping trip, have one intent.18. Man who go to bed with sex on mind wake up with solution in hand.
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