Pick up and put down!
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "Would you like to dance?"The girl says, "I don't like this song, but even if I did, I wouldn't dance with you!"The guy says, "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants!"
A guy goes to a travel agent and bo..
A guy goes to a travel agent and books a two-week cruise for himself and his girlfr..
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A letter to the editors..
LETTERS TO THE EDITOR (The Times of London)Dear Sir,I am firmly opposed to the spread..
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A lawyer returns to his parked BMW ..
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlightsbroken and considerable dama..
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10 Signs Santa Has Been Drinking..
While your child is on his lap, he tells them they're not getting his Bud Light. You ..
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What do Viagra And Disney Land have..
What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common?They both cause you to stand around for..
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