Things You'd Love to Say at Work!
Things You’d Love to Say at Work!1. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be………..?2. Do I look like a people person?3. This isn’t an office. It’s Hell with fluorescent lighting!4. I started out with nothing and still have most of it left.5. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.6. If I throw a stick, will you leave?7. You!……..Off my planet.8. Does your train of thought have a caboose?9. Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?10. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.11. A PBS mind in an MTV world.12. Allow me to introduce my selves.13. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.14. I’m trying to imagine you with a personality.15. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.16. Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven’t fallen asleep yet.17. Can I trade this job for what’s behind door #1?18. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.19. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?20. Chaos, Panic, and Disorder …….. My work here is done.21. How do I set a laser printer to stun?22. I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.

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