"Very Offensive" Space Shuttle Jokes.
Q: What were Christa McAuliffe's last words to her husband?A: "You feed the kids - I'll feed the fish."Q: What does NASA stand for?A1: Need Another Seven AstronautsA2: Need Another Shuttle AlsoQ: Did you know why there was only one black crew member on Challenger?A: They didn't know it was going to blow up.Q: Did you know that NASA has a new space drink?A: Ocean Spray - It was their second choice because they couldn't get 7-UP.Q: On future shuttle missions, why will one of the astronauts have to be a naval officer?A: So when they decide to use it as an experimental submarine, they'll have a rated officer onboard.Q: How many people will fit in a Florida Volkswagen?A: Four in the seats and seven in the ashtray.
A Blonde and a Waitress..
A blonde walks into a restaurant to get some lunch, and while she's deciding on what ..
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The man walked past the armored car..
The man walked past the armored car and hears people talking inside. He stepped close..
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Mental Health Hotline!..
Hello, welcome to the mental health hotline.If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 ..
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Is there a way to thank you?..
"How can I ever thank you?" gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he had solved he..
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For all animal lovers out there..
For all animal lovers out there:How do you make a cat go 'woof'? Soak it in petrol, a..
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