"Very Offensive" Space Shuttle Jokes.
Q: What were Christa McAuliffe's last words to her husband?A: "You feed the kids - I'll feed the fish."Q: What does NASA stand for?A1: Need Another Seven AstronautsA2: Need Another Shuttle AlsoQ: Did you know why there was only one black crew member on Challenger?A: They didn't know it was going to blow up.Q: Did you know that NASA has a new space drink?A: Ocean Spray - It was their second choice because they couldn't get 7-UP.Q: On future shuttle missions, why will one of the astronauts have to be a naval officer?A: So when they decide to use it as an experimental submarine, they'll have a rated officer onboard.Q: How many people will fit in a Florida Volkswagen?A: Four in the seats and seven in the ashtray.
There was an old woman on a plane, ..
There was an old woman on a plane, sitting next to the Pope. It was stormy outside, a..
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Letter home from School..
Dear Dad, $chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard...
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Items from a teacher...
Thoughts from a school teacher:1. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mil..
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Your co-worker is a computer hacker..
10. You ticked him off once and your next phone bill was $20,000. 9. He's won the Pub..
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His and her road trips..
HIS and HERS Road Trip HERS: Pulls off at wrong exit. opens window asks directions of..
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