Hercules, Snow White and Quasemoto were sitting at a table talking. Hercules says, "I think I'm the strongest man in the world but it hasn't been proven yet."Snow White says "I think I'm the fairest lady in the land but it hasn't been proven yet."Quasie says "I think I'm the ugliest,meanest son of a gun in the world but it hasn't been proven yet." The next day Hercules and Snow White are sitting at the table and Hercules says, "It's true I'm the strongest man in the world for God told me so".Snow White says " It's true I'm the fairest lady in the land for God told me so."Just then, Quasie started walking up the road really steamed and says " Guys can you do me a favor? Tell me who the heck is Janet Reno?"
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