It had taken him several months, but the executive vice presidenthad finally persuaded his new secretary to bend over the backof his leather couch and allow him to have sex with her that way."And just where have you been until this hour?" demanded his wife,when the wayward husband finally arrived home."Down at the office," he replied, "working like a dog."
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