A few children's books that didn't make the cut:1. You Are Different and That's Bad 2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables 3. Dad's New Wife Robert 4. Fun four-letter Words to Know and Share 5. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book 6. The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking 7. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence 8. All Cats Go to Hell 9. The Little Sissy Who Snitched 10. Some Kittens Can Fly 11. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy 12. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way 13. Pop! Goes The Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games 14. Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School 15. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things
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