So a dude turns to the guy next to him at a bar and asks, "Hey, you wanna hear a redneck story?"The guy says, "Buddy, I'm six feet, 210 pounds, an' ma name's Billy Joe. You see the guy on the other side of you? That there's Bubba. He's 225 pounds of solid muscle and he's a redneck. And the boy next to him? Mike's a trucker who weighs 295 and he's a redneck, too. Now, do you still want to tell your redneck story?"The fella says, "Naw, you're right. . . I'd hate to have to explain it three times!"
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