Continuing with our list of dumb excuses that will guarantee you won't be invited out again! (unless of course your married an the wife makes you go!)I'D LOVE TO BUT...... I changed the lock on my door and now I can't get out. ... I feel a song coming on. ... I have to be on the next train to Bermuda. ... I have to bleach my hare. ... I have too much guilt. ... I just picked up a book called "Glue in Many Lands" and I'm stuck on it... ... I never go out on days that end in "Y." ... I promised to help a friend re-fold road maps. ... I'm attending a perfume convention as guest sniffer. ... I'm having all my plants neutered. ... I'm making a home movie called "The Thing That Grew in My Refrigerator." ... I'm too old for that stuff. ... I'm too young for that stuff. ... I'm touring China with a wok band. ... I'm trying desperately to be less popular. ... I'm uncomfortable when I'm alone or with others. ... I'm waiting to see if I'm already a winner. ... My bathroom tiles need grouting. ... My chocolate-appreciation class meets that night. ... My mother would never let me hear the end of it. ... My yucca plant is feeling yucky.
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