Microsoft's ad slogan for Windows 95 was "Where do you want to go today?"Now that Windows 98 is out, Microsoft have disclosed the alternatives that were considered when Windows 95 was released :1. Windows: The colorful clown suit for DOS.2. Double your drive space: Delete Windows!3. Windows and DOS: A turtle and its shell.4. Microsoft gives you Windows - OS/2 gives you the whole house.5. A computer without Windows is like a fish without a bicycle.6. Bang on the left side of your computer to restart Windows.7. Error #152 - Windows not found: (C)heer (P)arty (D)ance.8. I still miss Windows, but my aim is getting better.9. I'll never forget the first time I ran Windows, but I'm trying.10. My lastest screen-saver: Curtains for Windows.11. OS/2 ... Opens up Windows, shuts up Gates.12. Out of disk space. Delete Windows? [Y]es [H]ell Yes!13. Windows3.1: The best $89 solitaire game you can buy.14. Windows NT: Insert wallet into Drive A: and press any key to empty.15. How do you want to crash today?
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