- Yo Mama's so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals" - Yo Mama's so ugly, just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yeah! Let's go bury it!" - Yo Mama's so ugly, they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies. - Yo Mama's so ugly, when she was born, the doctor slapped the wrong end. - Yo Mama's so ugly, they didn't make a costume for her when she tried out for Star Wars. - Yo Mama's so ugly, when she walks down the street in September, people say, "Damn! Is it Halloween already?" - Yo Mama's so ugly, the govt. moved Halloween to her birthday. - Yo Mama's so ugly, her mom had to feed her with a sling shot. - Yo Mama's so ugly, she had to trick-or-treat over the phone. - Yo Mama's so ugly, two guys broke into her apt., she yelled "rape", they yelled "NO!" - Yo mama's so ugly, she's like Taco Bell. When people see her, they run for the border. - Yo mama's so ugly, it looks like her neck threw up. - Yo mama's so ugly, rice crispies won't even talk to her. - Yo mama's so ugly, she scares people even with the lights out. - Yo mama's so ugly, they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints. - Yo mama's so ugly, when your dad wants to have sex in the car, he tells her to get out. - Yo mama's so ugly, that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye. - Yo mama's so ugly, I took her to the zoo, guy at the door said "Thanks for bringing her back."
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