The Origin of ChapstickThe old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day. The local sheriff watched from his chair in front of the saloon as the Cowboy wearily dismounted and tied his horse to the rail a few feet in front of the sheriff."Howdy, stranger...""Howdy, Sheriff..."The cowboy then moved slowly to then back of his horse, lifted its tail, and placed a big kiss were the sun don't shine. He dropped the horse's tail, stepped up on the walk, and aimed towards the swinging doors of the saloon."Hold on, Mister...""Sheriff?""Did I just see what I think I just saw?""Reckon you did, Sheriff...I got me some powerful chapped lips...""And that cures them?" "Nope, but it keeps me from lickin' em!
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