THINGY (thing-ee) n. female: Any part under a car's hood. male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra.VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. male: Playing football without a helmet.COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. male: Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the boys.BUTT (but) n female: The body part that every item of clothing manufactured makes look bigger." male: what you slap when someone's scored a touchdown, homerun, or goal. Also good for mooning.COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n female: A desire to get married and raise a family. male: Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend.ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n. female: A good movie, concert, play or book. male: Anything that can be done while drinkingFLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n. female: An embarrassing by-product of digestion. male: An endless source of entertainment, self-expression and male bonding.MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n. female: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve. male: Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up in bed.REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another. male: A device for scanning through all 75 channels every 2&1/2 min.
More jokes
Biblical Ways of Getting a Wife..
The Top 16 Biblical Ways To Acquire A Wife16. Find an attractive prisoner of war, bri..
Full joke here
The Top 16 Biblical Ways To Acquire A Wife16. Find an attractive prisoner of war, bri..
Full joke here
Once the club duffer challenged the..
Once the club duffer challenged the local golf pro to a match, with a$100 bet on the ..
Full joke here
Once the club duffer challenged the local golf pro to a match, with a$100 bet on the ..
Full joke here
A woman comes home.....
A woman comes home from the doctor and tells her husband the bad news that she has on..
Full joke here
A woman comes home from the doctor and tells her husband the bad news that she has on..
Full joke here
A partially deaf gentleman was exto..
A partially deaf gentleman was extolling the virtues of his new hearing aid. "It's ma..
Full joke here
A partially deaf gentleman was extolling the virtues of his new hearing aid. "It's ma..
Full joke here
I am looking for a job as a consult..
Job Applicant: "I'm looking for a job as a consultant."Employer: "I'm sorry, we alr..
Full joke here
Job Applicant: "I'm looking for a job as a consultant."Employer: "I'm sorry, we alr..
Full joke here