New College Courses for Men as Prepared by Women:1... Combating Stupidity2... You, Too, Can Do Housework3... PMS: Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut4... How to Fill an Ice Tray5... We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas: Give us Money6... Understanding the Female Response to Your Coming in Drunk at 4:00am7... Wonderful Laundry Techniques (formerly titled "Don't Wash my Silks")8... Parenting: No, It Doesn't End With Conception9... Get a Life: Learn to Cook10... How Not to Act Like an Asshole When You're Obviously Wrong11... Spelling: Even You Can Get it Right12... Understanding Your Financial Incompetence13... You: The Weaker Sex14... Reasons to Give Flowers15. How to Stay Awake After Sex16... Why it is Unacceptable to Relieve Yourself Anywhere but the Bathroom17... Garbage: Getting it to the Curb18... You Can Fall Asleep Without IT if You Really Try19... The Morning Dilemma if IT's awake: Take a Shower20... I'll Wear it if I Damn Well Please21... How to Put the Toilet Lid Down (formerly titled "No, It's Not a Bidet")22... "The Weekend" and "Sports" are Not Synonyms23... Give Me a Break: Why We Know Your Excuses are Bullshit24... How to Go Shopping with Your Mate and Not Get Lost25... The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency26... Romanticism: Ideas Other Than Sex27... Helpful Postural Hints for Couch Potatoes28... Mother-in-Laws: They are People Too29... Male Bonding: Leaving Your Friends at Home30... You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver31... Seeing the True You (formerly titled "No, You Don't Look Like Brad Pitt When Naked")32... Changing Your Underwear: It Really Works33... The Attainable Goal: Omitting TITS From Your Vocabulary34... Fluffing the Blankets After Flatulating is Not Necessary35... Techniques of Calling Home36... Introductory Foreplay: The Drive Home Does Not Count.
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