God was talking to Adam and Eve one day just before Creation. He asked, "Well, you two, I only have a couple more goodies left to hand out before my job is done.Which one of you wants to be able to pee standing up?"Adam raises his hand and yells "Me, Me, pick me!!" So God obliged.God looks at Eve and says - "Well, sorry Eve...but it looks like you're stuck with the multiple orgasms."
More jokes
Microsoft Panhandler v1.0 (Beta)..
Redmond, WA -- Microsoft Corporation chair, CEO and all-around babe magnet Bill Gates..
Full joke here
Redmond, WA -- Microsoft Corporation chair, CEO and all-around babe magnet Bill Gates..
Full joke here
Spice Girl's Lightbulb Joke..
Q: How many Spice Girls does it take to change a light bulb ?A: They can't sing, they..
Full joke here
Q: How many Spice Girls does it take to change a light bulb ?A: They can't sing, they..
Full joke here
A blind man in a store..
A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up ..
Full joke here
A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up ..
Full joke here
Zen Buddhist Buys a Hotdog..
This Zen Buddhist Monk walks up to a hotdog stand and says to the vender, "Give me on..
Full joke here
This Zen Buddhist Monk walks up to a hotdog stand and says to the vender, "Give me on..
Full joke here
Lots of Wit and Wisdom...
"I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was -'You'll never fi..
Full joke here
"I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was -'You'll never fi..
Full joke here