This is so dumb - it's funny!
There was a guy and he had a girlfriend called Lorraine. She very pretty and he liked her a lot.One day he went to work to find that a new girl had started working there. Her name was Clearly, and she was absolutely gorgeous.He began to like her and after a while it became obvious that she was interested in him too. But, he was a loyal man and he wouldn't get involved with Clearly while he was still going out with Lorraine.He decided that there was nothing for him to do but to break up with Lorraine and date the new girl. He planned several times to tell Lorraine but he couldn't bring himself to do it.One day as they were walking along the river bank, Lorraine slipped and fell in to the river. The current carried her off and she drowned.The guy stopped for a moment by the river and then ran off smiling and singing..."I can see Clearly now Lorraine is gone..."
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