On the sixth day God turned to the angel Gabriel and said "Today I am going to create a land called Canada.It will be a land of outstanding natural beauty - it shall have tall majestic mountains full of mountain goats and eagles, and beautiful sparkly lakes bountiful with carp and trout. There shall be forests full of elk and moose, high cliffs overlooking sandy beaches with an abundance of sea life, and rivers stocked with salmon."God continued, "I shall make the land rich in oil so to make the inhabitants prosper, I shall call these inhabitants Canadians, they shall be known as the most friendly people on the earth.""But Lord," asked Gabriel, "don't you think you are being too generous to these Canadians?""No, not really." God replied..."Just wait and see the neighbours I am going to give them!"
More jokes
The woman on the bus...
A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said, "MAN, That is the ugliest b..
Full joke here
A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said, "MAN, That is the ugliest b..
Full joke here
The Crook & The President..
One Day The President was out jogging without his guards.All of a sudden a man with a..
Full joke here
One Day The President was out jogging without his guards.All of a sudden a man with a..
Full joke here
The Pearly Gates Computer..
A man arrives at the Pearly Gates and finds that St. Peter is not there, but a comput..
Full joke here
A man arrives at the Pearly Gates and finds that St. Peter is not there, but a comput..
Full joke here
What's the difference?..
What's the difference between an epileptic oyster fisherman, and a hooker with diahrr..
Full joke here
What's the difference between an epileptic oyster fisherman, and a hooker with diahrr..
Full joke here
A young lady had just visited her d..
A young lady had just visited her doctor and he informed her that she was pregnant. ..
Full joke here
A young lady had just visited her doctor and he informed her that she was pregnant. ..
Full joke here