Some quick thinking to get out of the "caught napping jam!"...They told me at the blood bank that this might happen.Whew! I must have left the top off the whiteout again!I wasn’t sleeping! I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance.This is in exchange for the six hours last night when I dreamed about work!I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work related stress. Do you discriminate against people who practice Yoga?Damn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem!I wasn’t sleeping. I was trying to pick up my contact lens without using my hands.The mail courier flipped out and pulled a gun so I was playing dead to avoid getting shot!
More jokes
A prisoner with skills..
Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along well w..
Full joke here
Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along well w..
Full joke here
Blonde quickies 61-80..
61. Q: What do blondes do with their arseholes in the morning ? A: Pack their lunch a..
Full joke here
61. Q: What do blondes do with their arseholes in the morning ? A: Pack their lunch a..
Full joke here
After the Office Party..
John, woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotto..
Full joke here
John, woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotto..
Full joke here
New product cuts stress..
From "Machine Design" Magazine......Byte BatAll too often, computers aren't up when y..
Full joke here
From "Machine Design" Magazine......Byte BatAll too often, computers aren't up when y..
Full joke here
An old italian couple is walking ar..
An old italian couple is walking around in the mall. Aftera while they get separated ..
Full joke here
An old italian couple is walking around in the mall. Aftera while they get separated ..
Full joke here