A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has...
A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has just takento work. The little girl asks, "I saw you in your office with your secretary. Why do you call her a doll?" Feeling his wife's gaze upon him, the man explains, "Well, honey,my secretary is a very hard-working girl. She types like youwouldn't believe, she knows the computer system and is veryefficient." "Oh," says the little girl, "I thought it was because she closedher eyes when you lay her down on the couch."
How do you tell if an Arkansas girl..
Q: How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry? A: Make her stand in a..
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A boat load filled with Viagra sank..
A boat load filled with Viagra sank in Baltimore Harbor.They could not get the draw b..
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Mind telling me the time?..
BLONDE: "Excuse me, what time is it right now?"WOMAN: "It's 11:25PM."BLONDE: (confuse..
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Flying without a parachute..
A man jumps out of an airplane with a parachute on his back. As he's falling, he real..
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Little Tommy is at the zoo on a sch..
Little Tommy is at the zoo on a school visit and he spots a deer. Being a city kid he..
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