ENGLISH PHRASE----------------------CHINESE TRANSLATIONAre you harboring a fugitive?--------Hu Yu Hai Ding?See me A.S.A.P.----------------------Kum Hia NaoStupid Man---------------------------Dum GaiSmall Horse--------------------------Tai Ni Po NiYour price is too high!!-------------No Bai Dam Thing!!Did you go to the beach?-------------Wai Yu So Tan?I bumped into a coffee table---------Ai Bang Mai NiI think you need a facelift----------Chin Tu FatIt's very dark in here---------------Wai So Dim?Has your flight been delayed?--------Hao Long Wei Ting?An unauthorized execution------------Lin ChingI thought you were on a diet---------Wai Yu Mun Ching?This is a tow away zone---------------No Pah KingYou are not very bright---------------Yu So DumI got this for free-------------------Ai No PeiI am not guilty-----------------------Wai Hang Mi?Please, stay a while longer-----------Wai Go Nao?Our meeting was scheduled next week---Wai Yu Kum NaoThey have arrived---------------------Hia Dei KumStay out of sight---------------------Lei LoHe's cleaning his automobile----------Wa Shing KaYour body odor is offensive-----------Hu Man Go!Pew! does this bathroom stink!--------Hu Flung Dung?
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