Best Pickup Lines I've Used
The word of the day is "LEGS", let's go back to my place and spread the word.Let's name your legs. The right one is Thanksgiving and the left one is Christmas. Can I come between the holidays?I'd like to fuck your brains out, but it looks like someone beat me to it.Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?Was your daddy a baker? 'Cause you sure gotta nice set of buns.Can I borrow a quarter? I just want to call your mother and thank her for having you!
What Were You Thinking?..
A woman married 35 years asked her husband on their anniversary, "What were you think..
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Bill, Hillary and Chelsea..
Bill, Hillary and Chelsea Clinton are on Air Force One.Bill says to Hillary, "I could..
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Some yogurt visits a local bar..
Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender, who was a tub of cottage cheese..
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Ten years on a deserted island..
A man is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years. One day, he sees a spe..
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Researching this insect..
A prominent Polish scientist conducted very important experiment. He trained a flea t..
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