A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter's birthday and he hadn't bought her a present. He drove to the mall and ran to the toy store and he asked the store manager "How much is that new Barbie in the window?"The Manager replied, "Which one? We have -'Barbie goes to the gym'for $19.95 ...'Barbie goes to the Ball' for $19.95 ...'Barbie goes shopping for $19.95 ...'Barbie goes to the beach' for $19.95...'Barbie goes to the Nightclub' for $19.95 ...and 'Divorced Barbie' for $375.00.""Why is the Divorced Barbie $375.00, when all the others are $19.95?" Dad asked surprised.Simple..."Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's car, Ken's House, Ken's boat, Ken's dog, Ken's cat and Ken's furniture."
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