Too much of the 90's!
Signs you've had too much of the 90's!You try to enter your password on the microwave. You now think of three espressos as "getting wasted. You haven't played solitaire with a real deck of cards in years.You e-mail your son in his room to tell him that dinner is ready, and he emails you back "What's for dinner?"You chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa, but you haven't spoken to your next door neighbor yet this year.You didn't give your valentine a card this year, but you posted one for your online buddies via a Web page.The concept of using real money, instead of credit or debit, to make a purchase is totally foreign to you.You consider 2nd day air delivery painfully slow. Your idea of being organized is multiple colored post-it notes.And finally... You hear most of your jokes via email instead of in person!
There was a young man from Kent.....
There was a young man from KentWhose tool was exceedingly bentHe put it in doubleTo s..
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Bedtime Prayer of the future..
Now I lay me down to sleep,from the nightstand buttons beep.PC all set to download a ..
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Chocolate Chip Cookies..
Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?A: You find M..
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You Might Be A Bad Customer If:..
You escort people out of line for having 11 items in the "10 items or less" lane. You..
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How come Mexico never has a good Ol..
How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team? Because all of the mexicans that ..
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