There was a Blond and a Brunette on an airplane.All of a sudden the engine blew and they started to crash!There was only one parachute and a flashlight.The Brunette grabbed the parachute and the flashlight and said to the blond, "Ok, This is a magic flashlight, I will shine it on the ground and you can slide down the beam of light! Then I will follow you with the parachute."The blond looked at her sceptically and said, "Do you think I am that dumb? I know when I am halfway down you're gonna turn it off!"
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