Little Johnny Answers.
The teacher was conducting a class in nutrition and asked the class to name four qualities of mohter's milk.Little Johnny pipes up and says, "I know teacher!"Number One: It's fresh.Number Two: It's nutritious.Number Three: I't served at just the right temperature.And Number Four: It comes in a cool container!
A very homely young woman made an a..
A very homely young woman made an appointment with a psychiatrist.She walked into his..
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Top 10 - Soccer vs. Sex..
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An effective contraceptive..
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A sailor and a marine are taking a ..
A sailor and a marine are taking a piss at a public restroom. The marine finishes f..
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