You're momma so fat, she be sellin' shade!You're momma so ugly, she walked down the street and got arrested for indecent exposure!You're momma so old, her s*#t has wrinkles!You're momma so stupid, she gave birth to you and asked the doctor if you were hers!You're momma so poor, her idea of big spendin' is buyin' a gumball!
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