The couple were leaving the cocktail party, where the husband, slightly flushed, had been the life of the party."John," she said, "did anyone ever tell you how fascinating, how romantic, and how handsome you are?""No," the man replied happily, looking at his wife, "I don't think anyone ever did?""Well," she snapped, "then where did you ever get the idea!!!"
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