You might be a Redneck Jedi if...===========================================* You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."* Your Jedi robe is camouflage.* You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.* At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored.* You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.* You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.* The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.* Wookiees are offended by your B.O.* You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.* You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing or bowling.* Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over to the dark side...it'll be a hoot."* You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light up.* You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder.* You ever fantasized about Princess Leah wearing Daisy Duke shorts.* You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window.* Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.* You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.* You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with redwood deck.* You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels during the cantina scene.* If you hear . . . "Luke, I am your father... and your uncle..."
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