Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic."Why?" asks the father."The teacher asked 'How much is 2x3?' I said '6'""But that's right!""Then she asked me 'How much is 3x2?'"His father asks, "What's the fucking difference?"Johnny says, "That's exactly what I said!"
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