____________________UniversityTo: Professor____________________ From: __________________I think my grade in your course, ___________________, should bechanged from ______ to _______ for the following reasons:______1. The persons who copied my paper made a higher grade than I did.______2. The person whose paper I copied made a higher grade than I did.______3. This course will lower my Grade Point Average and I won't get into:______ Law School______Medical School ______Graduate School______Dental School ______My Fraternity/Sorority______The Mickey Mouse Club ______Tri County Tech______4. I have to get an A in this course to balance the F in_______________.______5. I'll lose my scholarship.______6. I'm on a varsity sports team and my tutor couldn't find a copy of your exam.______7. I didn't come to class and the person whose notes I used did not cover the material asked for on the exam.______8. I studied the basic principles and the exam wanted every little fact.______9. I learned all the facts and definitions but your exams asked about general principles._____10. You are prejudiced against:______Males ______Jews ______Blacks______Females ______Catholics ______Whites______Protestants ______Moslems ______Minorities______Chicanos ______People ______Students_____11. If I flunk out of school my father will disinherit me or at least cut my allowance._____12. I was unable to do well in this course because of the following illness:______mono______broken baby finger______acute alcoholism______pregnancy______VD______fatherhood_____13. You told us to be creative but you didn't tell us exactly how you wanted that done._____14. I was creative and you said I was just shooting the bull._____15. I don't have a reason; I just want a higher grade._____16. The lectures were:______too detailed to pick out important points______not explained in sufficient detail______too boring______all jokes and not enough material______all of the above_____17. This course was:______too early, I was not awake.______at lunchtime, I was hungry______too late, I was tired_____18. My (dog, cat, gerbil) (ate, wet on, threw up on) my (book, notes, paper) for this course._____19. Other_____
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