Taking Dweebonics Classes
TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR KID IS TAKING DWEEBONICS CLASSES10. They tilt their head sideways to smile.9. When you ground them, they say, "Your UI could really use some work."8. They say, "My dad can beat your dad at Quake."7. Instead of laughing, they say, "LOL."6. They insult kids by saying, "And you've got limited bandwidth!"5. They change the answering machine message to "BRB, leave your URL, and we'll TTYL."4. This is how they ask someone out on a date: "Umm, uh, well...see ya!"3. Calling from camp, your homesick child says, "I'm roaming outside my service area!"2. When you ask if they've finished their book report, they say, "It's in beta, but it'll ship in time."1. You're telling them something they don't want to hear. They're saying, "NAK, NAK, NAK" the whole time.
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