THE TOP TEN REASONS TRICK-OR-TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX10. Guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again.8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.7. You don't have to compliment the person who gave you candy.6. Person you're with doesn't fantasize you're someone else.5. If you get a stomach ache, it won't last 9 months.4. If you wear your Batman mask, no one thinks you're kinky.3. Doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning.2. Less guilt the next morning.and, the #1 reason trick or treating is better than sex...1. IF YOU DON'T GET WHAT YOU WANT,YOU CAN ALWAYS GO NEXT DOOR!
More jokes
Have you ever wondered why you wond..
Have you ever wondered why you wonder why?I used to wonder why, but now I don't wonde..
Full joke here
Have you ever wondered why you wonder why?I used to wonder why, but now I don't wonde..
Full joke here
A woman goes to her doctor who veri..
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is her first pregn..
Full joke here
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is her first pregn..
Full joke here
What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelan..
What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common? They both used their brains t..
Full joke here
What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common? They both used their brains t..
Full joke here
A girl runs home to her mother cryi..
A girl runs home to her mother crying, "I can't marry Joe! He's an atheist! He doesn'..
Full joke here
A girl runs home to her mother crying, "I can't marry Joe! He's an atheist! He doesn'..
Full joke here
Prison vs. full-time job..
Prison life versus a full-time jobIn prison you spend the majority of your time in an..
Full joke here
Prison life versus a full-time jobIn prison you spend the majority of your time in an..
Full joke here