A man died and went to hell. Upon arrival he met with the CDIC (Chief Devil in Charge).Devil: We run things a bit differently nowadays, you get to pick your own personal hell.Man: That's not so bad, whatcha got?Devil: Well, I'm going to open a series of doors, look inside, assess the situation and then tell me if that's where you want to spend eternity.Man: OK.The devil opens the first door and there's a room of people standing on their heads on a hardwood floor.Man: Ouch, that seems painful. It's not for me, what's next.The devil opens the next door to reveal the same situation, only on concrete floors.Man: That looks worse, got anything left.The devil opens the third door to reveal a room full of people standing knee deep in shit drinking coffee.Man: Well, the shit smells but I could stand the smell and drink coffee all day. I'll take this one.Devil: Are you sure this is the one you want?Man: Absolutely!The devil then escorts him in the room shuts and locks the door. As soon as the door closes, a whistle blows and a loud speaker says - "Alright, coffee break is over, back on your heads!"
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