Military training:During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made a sudden move that was spotted by a visiting general."You simpleton!" the officer barked. "Don't you know that by jumping and yelling the way you did, you could have endangered the lives of the entire company?""Yes sir," the solder answered apologetically. "But, if I may say so, I did stand still when a flock of pigeons used me for target practice and I never moved a muscle when a large dog peed on my lower branches but when two squirrels ran up my pants leg and I heard the bigger say,"Let's eat one now and save the other until winter' ---that did it!"
More jokes
A man with a glass eye is here to s..
Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye named Brown.Doctor..
Full joke here
Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye named Brown.Doctor..
Full joke here
A thief and his lawyer..
Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz, and after a long trial, the jury a..
Full joke here
Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz, and after a long trial, the jury a..
Full joke here
Punny as they get! yee-haw!..
A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he answered the d..
Full joke here
A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he answered the d..
Full joke here
A woman reported the disappearance ..
A woman reported the disappearance of her husband to the police. The officer looked a..
Full joke here
A woman reported the disappearance of her husband to the police. The officer looked a..
Full joke here
The young immigrant couple had just..
The young immigrant couple had just left the courthouse after being sworn in as Ameri..
Full joke here
The young immigrant couple had just left the courthouse after being sworn in as Ameri..
Full joke here