Suppository In Her Ear
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining of drainingand a feeling of fullness in her ear. After the examination, thedoctor initiated a conversation that went as follows:D: Why madam, I think you have a suppository in your ear. L: ?eh?D: Madam - You have a SUPPOSITORY in your EAR! L: ??EH??D: (shouting) --IN YOUR EAR! --A SUPPOSITORY!!! L: Oh, thankGoodness - now I know where I put my hearing aid!
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