A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car.Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that theblonde behind the wheel was knitting.The trooper cranked down his window and yelled to thedriver--"PULL OVER!""NO!" the blonde yelled back, "SCARF!"
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